Paris Hilton Breasts Too Big Body Too Thin Headline Dilemma

(Noticiascadadía/TS).- Paris Hilton was spotted leaving for Arena nightclub in Hollywood looking like she hit curvaceous puberty while at the same time starving herself to get that too thin figure to make her breasts look too big which they are after an alleged implant. If it's not an implant, her bra has to be the world's most amazing bra ever because it must suck flesh from her legs up to her breasts which is unfashionable and causes headline writing problems. She should stop torturing herself, because we say it's the time for the fuller body AND the flatter chest which is exactly the opposite to the thin body and full chest that Paris now has probably due to surgery.

The problem is, Paris thinks beauty is synoymous with being slim, thus misleading millions of teenagers at a vulnerable time in their lives, because according to a survey of British women, curvaceous bodies are taking the place of thin bodies and flat chests are taking the place of big breasts. Bring in the pastries and chocolates that were dumped ages ago while working out for that thin Paris Hilton-like figure which is no longer fashionable, and don't go for big breasts either because they're unfashionable, too, and nothing is worse than that apart from your spots.

There are rumours that Britney underwent breast implants last night. However, she denies the rumour, and said there is absolutely no truth to it. In case the rumour is true, Hilton cannot breast-feed any babies she may have in the future, as her poor kiddies will in later life have to face many taboos and a stigma. So she's horrible and that's as good a reason as any to actually hate her.